More Places M&M Statues Shouldn’t Be

Namely, antique stores and malls.


Yeah, you wanna put that valuable shit behind glass. Wouldn’t want anyone making off with your family’s heirloom brown M&M coffee mug, passed down generation to generation.


I see you too you little Hershey’s bastard!! I see you lurking on that wooden table with the old cookware atop a lace tablecloth! You’re not an antique either, get the hell outta here!!!


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