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This blog is to tell the world about the supreme injustice of putting those goddamn M&M promotional toys in antique malls. These things are not antiques, they are from the 90s at best. Pictured above is the appropriate place to see a plastic M&M, which is a candy store, which sells candy. Not an antique mall, which sells antiques, not crap that isn’t even old enough to vote.

Please note, this is NOT an attack on M&M candies themselves, which are a tasty treat enjoyed by the whole family. This is merely a warning — halt the proliferation of these things before every outhouse, doghouse, hen house and outhouse in the known universe is populated by plastic, anthropomorphic M&Ms.

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