The Proper Place For an M&M


This is an M&M statue in front of a candy store, its natural habitat. M&Ms should be in candy stores, selling candy. Or perhaps in grocery stores, or convenience stores, or anywhere else one might buy candy. Do you know where M&M statues shouldn’t be? In goddamn antique malls, that’s where. Do you know where I mostly see M&M statues? Do you wanna take a wild guess???